Listen, it’ really is no coincidence that you ‘ve stumbled upon me…
Before we get started, let’s get this straight. I know why you’re here, Homegirl. You’ve reached a point where the pain is too much, you’re miserable, feeling crappy and tried every fad diet going to no avail.
Maybe you’ve had some success and totally relapsed? Maybe you’ve had a trainer previously who didn’t just quite flip your pancake? You’ve also read that much blurb from THAT many fitness ‘influencers’ and magazines (and let’s not forget Linda, who works in accounts, who did a 5k one time and is now an ‘expert’in what you should and shouldn’t be putting in your gob) that you feel like you don’t know your bum from your elbow.
I also know that you feel like food and your weight dictate your life.
Let’s not beat around the bush… you want to feel sexy again, wear the clothes you want and want your man not to be able to take his eyes (and hands) off you. All whilst still enjoying a social life with the waistline and happiness you deserve.
You’ve already ploughed money into miracle shakes and diet pills that promise you a flat tummy over night. You want your mojo back but you’re at a loose end… you’ve tried everything princess and now you’re exhausted, fed up and feel like poop!
Well, I GET YOU and I’m here to help ….
So what I’m sayin’ is this…
.. If you know you’re ready to leave behind your old story.
.. If you feel ready to put in the work to make those changes
.. If you want to have fun on your journey
I’m the one who can razzle ya dazzle and help you reiginte your spark.
So, if ya wanna see if I can hump your camel (Too much? Ok I’ll stop now)
you can click the link below to find out more about how we can work together, and if you’re lucky I might even make you a brew too.